The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and “We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and “What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday” and “If soulmates do exist, they aren’t found, they’re made” and “That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning” and “The answer is friends” and “That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love” and I think that’s very sexy of them
“I remembered once, in Japan, having been to see the Gold Pavilion Temple in Kyoto and being mildly surprised at quite how well it had weathered the passage of time since it was first built in the fourteenth century. I was told it hadn’t weathered well at all, and had in fact been burnt to the ground twice in this century.
“So it isn’t the original building?” I had asked my Japanese guide.
“But yes, of course it is,” he insisted, rather surprised at my question.
“But it’s been burnt down?”
“Yes.”
“Twice?”
“Many times.”
“And rebuilt.”
“Of course. It is an important and historic building.”
“With completely new materials.”
“But of course. It was burnt down.”
“So how can it be the same building?”
“It is always the same building.”
I had to admit to myself that this was in fact a perfectly rational point of view, it merely started from an unexpected premise. The idea of the building, the intention of it, its design, are all immutable and are the essence of the building. The intention of the original builders is what survived. The wood of which the design is constructed decays and is replaced when necessary. To be overly concerned with the original materials, which are merely sentimental souvenirs of the past, is to fail to see the living building itself.”
the chilliad is a retelling of homer’s iliad, set in the american college fraternity system and told by freshman student homer to a set of police officers who are holding him for 24 hours after a fire at one of the fraternity houses.
mostly it is the story of a group of real dumb twenty year olds seized by “that fatal american need to have a good time.”
I mean… This is just… I know about the bad sex awards because I laugh my ass off at the submissions and winner - 9/10 a man no surprises - but omg wtaf I didn’t realise it was this bad. Do men really think this is how boobs work??? Idky I’m asking because ofc it is. Their gross af obsession always translates to women having a ridiculous one with their own bodies, like they haven’t had them since puberty. This would be like women writers having a super detailed description of men’s balls and how they - idk wobble? - inside their pants when they walk. Or how when they manspread they’re asking for women to look, to overtly display in their manky boxers or whatever, that they’ve got bouncy golf all things.
Can anybody tell I’ve got zero clue about bollocks here? Because this is how men sound writing about breasts.
The big question is why don’t the damn editors stop them?
reading all of these weird-ass descriptions made me roll my eyes so hard my tits hit me in the face
love is real and worth it and SO important to me it’s pretty much my entire political spiritual philosophical deal………you can be critical of how romantic love is commodified and dominated by heteronormative myths for sure but ppl out there like “love is fake” aren’t doing ANYTHING interesting or subversive……love is revolutionary bc the systems that oppress us are directly opposed to all kinds of love, interpersonal love and self love etc. they’re trying to drive it out of us. love as an action love as a choice love as something u cultivate and tend to is the best thing in the world and it’s at the absolute centre of my life
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
Did all of you major in boob math
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt
Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s
here’s the video if you want to see the scene where it comes from
